Sirius: Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
Remus: What is it, Padfoot?
Sirius: Lily's got a Detention from Minnie! (Oh, and me too but that's uninteresting)
James, Remus, Peter: What?
Lily; Quiet, Sirius. I don't want the entire tower to know. I'm Head Girl. I can't have detention.
James: I'm Head Boy, and I have detention all the time.
Lily: (ignoring James) I can't believe you got me detention, Sirius.
Sirius: I got YOU detention? It was/your idea/to prank those Slytherins.
Lily: Only because I trusted you to be experienced enough and not get caught.
Sirius: I would've gotten ya out of there if you hadn't told Minnie everything when she showed up.
Lily: I got panic, ok? I'm not used to breaking rules. You four are destroying my good reputation.
Marauders: *snort*
Lily: What now?
Remus: Lils, don't blame us. It's entirely your own fault. We didn't force you to join our antics, you did it entirely on your own.
Lily: Remus! You're supposed to be the good Marauder and on my side!
James: Why does everyone think he's good? He's diabolic!
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
