Sirius Black: So now that we know Remus Lupin is actually Werewolf McWereeolf we gotta do something totally awesome to help him out once a month whiles he's reMSing.
James Potter: I completely agree.
Sirius Black: We should be animals.
James Potter: I want to be a dragon.
Sirius Black: I wanna be an Acromantula.
James: I want to be a boggart and take the form of my enemies greatest fear.
Sirius: I wanna be a freaking Hippogriff and fly around majestic as fuck.
*research*
James: This looks really hard.
Sirius: Ya it's gonna take forever.
James: Oh, hear me out, you could probably be a dog. Sirius Black. Black dog. Get it?
Sirius: Ya, you can be a deer or something.
James: Why a deer?
Sirius: why NOT a deer?
James: fuck yeah
*Marauder high-five*
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
