Sirius: You're being ridiculous,a Threstal would absolutely win.
James: Are you kidding me? A Hippogriff is way bigger and way stronger. A Threstal is all skin and bone, it'd snap like a twig on the first kick!
Sirius: It wouldn't even be able to see it! It can't snap if it doesn't get hit, Prongs.
James: They're Hippogriffs, Pads, they've obviously seen death before, they kill to eat, it would totally see-
Remus: *Suddenly* Wait, wait, - do you hear that?
Sirius: What-
Remus: Shh! Listen.
James: . . .
Sirius: . . .
James: I don't hear anything . . .
Remus: I know, and it's glorious. Go to SLEEP.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
