Sirius: James what if your baby is a centaur?
James: What?
Sirius: I'm just saying, what happens when animagus has a kid?
James: Well I'm a stag anyway
Sirius: You know what I mean!
James: Shut up Sirius
*much later*
James: Lily are you awake?
Lily: What?
James: you'd be able to tell if the baby was half stag, right?
Lily: I can tell he's half idiot.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
