Remus: Do you think that your animagi animals say something about you?
James: Definitely! Sirius is energetic and loyal but he'll bite back if he feels threatened. That's why he's a dog!
Sirius: And James, you're like the king of the forest, wanting to look for your friends and family.
Peter: So, why am I a rat?
Other three: . . . .
Sirius: I bet it's because you like Cheese.
Other Three: *mummers in agreement*
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^