Lily: Sirius, promise me you won't swear in front of Harry
Sirius: Yeah don't worry
*Sirius babysitting Harry*
Sirius: Fuck I dropped the pacifier
Sirius: Oh shit I swore in front of the baby
Sirius: Fuck I did it again
Sirius: Shit just stop it
Sirius: Fuck fuck-
Sirius:
Harry:
Sirius:
Harry:
Sirius: You are never talking with your mother about this

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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^