Six months to late

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*Sirius and Remus are making out in the dorm room*

*James walks in*

James: What are you two doing?

Remus: . . .

Sirius: Um.... Remus was choking and I had to do CPR on him.

James: Oh ok

*six months later*

James: WAIT A MINUTE

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