Lily: All men are dogs.
Remus: *staring at Sirius* some more then others.
Sirius: Do wolves count as dogs?
Peter: I'm not a dog.
James: No, I see you more as a rat.
Lily: I don't know where this conversation has gone.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^