Lily: Why don't you have a girlfriend, Remus?
Remus:
Remus: Excuse me?
Lily: you're a wonderful person, any girl would be happy to have you.
James: What do you mean by any girl?
Lily: Easy, you're safe. Seriously though, do you have anyone you like?
Remus: Sirius-
Lily: Don't look at him for help. Are they in our year? Are you open to suggestion because I know a few girls who have expressed an interest in you.
Remus: Stop laughing. Help me out, Padfoot.
Sirius: Yes, Moony can be rather shy. Do you have any suggestions.
Remus: You complete-
Sirius: You complete me too, but where should we begin? I know you like Brunette.
James: Going a little red there, Moony.
Lily: See, that's the the spirit, you'll have someone special in no time.
Remus: Too late.
Lily: Don't be such a pessimist. Right so, brunettes-
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
