Sirius: Come on, Harry. Say it. Say Padfoot.
Harry: Moony.
Sirius: Oh for f-fudges sake!
Remus: Told you. I'm his favourite. Aren't I?
Harry: Moony.
Sirius: Listen here, Harry. I'm your godfather and I'm supposed to buy you stuff. That's the deal. So the least you can do for me is say Padfoot. Pad-foot. Your mothers smart, you should be able to pick this up fairly easily.
Harry: Moony.
Sirius: No, Pad-foot.
Harry: P-
Sirius: Yes, keep going!
Harry: P-oo
Sirius: This is ridiculous, Harry. Pad-foot.
Harry: Moony
Sirius: James! Your child is broken and needs to sort out his priorities!
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
