Sirius: I am beautiful on the inside and out.
Sirius: As in, I swallowed a tub of glitter, so my insides glow like diamonds.
Remus: you did WHAT?!
Remus: Get in the car, I'm taking you to the hospital.
Sirius: Good, 'cause I think I'm dying
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
