Remus: My nickname is not being 'Wolf Wolf'. Sirius stop laughing or we're revisiting 'Snuffles' for yours.
James: I still like Snuf-
Sirius: NO. I'm definitely Padfoot, Wolf Wolf here is just being-
Remus: I am not being Wolf Wolf. Writing it under 'considered' does not actually mean I'm considering it Dasher.
James: What about just Wolf?
Peter: Not exactly subtle is it Blitzen?
James: Where the fuck do you two keep pulling these weird random names from?
Sirius: Something to do with that muggle bloke in the red suit with his fleet of deer isn't it?
Remus: Well technically-
Peter: For simplicity's sake, yes Sirius.
James: What about something related to wolves?
Remus: does it have to be?
Peter: Or the moon?
Sirius: Moon Moon.
Remus: I'm not even going to justify with an answer.
James: I prefer Wolf Wolf.
Sirius: could just be moon?
Peter: still obvious still.
James: How about Moony?
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
