Sirius: Lily, don't you dare hurt him.
Lily: *laughs* I won't.
Remus: Don't laugh. He means it.
Lily: I-I won't.
Remus: Seriously, don't hurt him.
Lily: Ok. I'm not planning on hurting him.
Sirius: You better not be.
Peter: Hey Lily, you best watch yourself.
Lily: Why do any of you think I would hurt James? You're all my friends.
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Harry Potter Jokes
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