McGonagall: I need to leave early.
Sprout: Detention with Potter and Black again?
McGonagall: *sighs* Yes. Thank Merlin for Lupins good influence; without him I wouldn't have any free time at all.
-Meanwhile in the Gryffindor Common Room-
James: So you're saying there's a spell that will turn the Slytherin robes red and gold?
Sirius: Yes! I was thinking tomorrow at dinner-
Remus: Absolutely not!
Sirius: Aw, come on Moony! It's harmless.
Remus: You will not be turning the Slytherin robes red and gold.
Remus: Not when there's a spell that will make them see through.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^