But what if the Marauders really came up with a million and one scenarios in case anybody grabbed the Marauders Map.
"What if Snape becomes a Professor and gets hold of it?"
"What if a pair of red-head twins give it to my son?"
"What if Dumbledore grabs it while wearing a tutu?"
"What if Voldemort finds it on the third Wednesday of a month during a thunderstorm and it's a leap-year?"
"What if-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JAMES, WE'VE BEEN UP FOR DAYS!"
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^