Million and One Scenarios

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But what if the Marauders really came up with a million and one scenarios in case anybody grabbed the Marauders Map.

"What if Snape becomes a Professor and gets hold of it?"

"What if a pair of red-head twins give it to my son?"

"What if Dumbledore grabs it while wearing a tutu?"

"What if Voldemort finds it on the third Wednesday of a month during a thunderstorm and it's a leap-year?"

"What if-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JAMES, WE'VE BEEN UP FOR DAYS!"

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