Peter: I want to grow a beard
Sirius: It's not likely to happen; like James and Lily
James: HEY!
Sirius: Tell me otherwise
James: Well, if you must know.... Lily and I kinda had a thing last night
Sirius: Really?
Peter: What happened?
James: It was right after potions, she and I were alone in the classroom and we had..... eye contact
Remus: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
