But I want know how long it took for the Marauders to come up with their nicknames.
"For the last time Sirius, we're not going to call Peter 'rabies'."
"Remus if you call me prancer one more time I will ram you into a wall I swear to Merlin's beard."
"SHUT UP POTTER WE ARE NOT CALLING ME SNUFFLES."
"Bambi, my ass Sirius."
"Moonlight sounds a bit ridiculous, Peter."
"Sirius, you're going to be Furry little Problem the second."
"Merlin's sake Black! We're not going to call Peter squeakers."
"What about Minnie Mouse for Pete tho."
"What the fuck is Minnie Mouse, Lupin?"
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
