Harry: *dies and goes to heaven* Hi dad!
James:
Harry: why are you glaring at me like that? I saved the world-
James:
Harry: . . . Mum?
Lily:
Harry: . . . . . . . . Sirius?
Sirius:
Harry: uhh Professor Lupin, I mean, Remus-
Remus: Oh now you remember my name, huh?
Harry: Wait, what is this abo-
James: yOU NAMED YOUR SON AFTER SNIVELLUS!?!
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^