Lily: I just wanted to say I'm sorry, I heard what happened to you over the summer.
Sirius: Oh, you mean been disowned and thrown out onto the streets?
Lily: Yeah-.
Sirius: There's no need for that face. Don't pity me. I have a home and a family. James took me in and I haven't looked back once.
Lily: That was nice of him.
Sirius: No, that's just James.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^