Sirius: So, in conclusion, werewolf's are very cuddly creatures who are best approached with chocolate and warm blankets.
Defense Prof: . . . . Mr. Black, what inspired your assessment of werewolves?
Sirius: I happen to have a very good friend . . . . . . .
Remus: Oh dear God.
Sirius: Who suffers very similar problems. They're practically identical really. I'm very close with this friend and I think it's only right to give them credit.
James: Sirius no!
Sirius: Miss Lily Evans?
Lily: What?
Sirius: Yes, I mean, Lily also becomes an absolute monster once a month, but that doesn't mean that we should treat her like one.
Remus: Oh thank god.
Peter: Great Presentation, Padfoot.
James: Don't encourage him, Wormtail.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
