Sirius: PRONGS! I was beginning to think I'd never see you again. I almost forgot what your face looked like!
James: (laughing) It's been twelve minutes Pads.
Sirius: (clinging to him in a bone crushing hug) Just don't leave me alone again! I almost died!
*Sirius death glares and points at Remus*
Remus: Oh please! I made him look at a book for three minutes!

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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^