Classic old Remus

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Remus: *smirks, getting an idea. Starts scratching Sirius's head* Padfoot?

Sirius: *automatically leaning into touch* yeah?

Remus: Who's a good boy?

Sirius: *scoffs* please Remus, that's not going to work on-

Remus: Come on, Who's a good boy?

Sirius: *struggling* no, stop it...

Remus: you are!

Sirius: *whole body uncontrollably wiggling with excitement* Really?!?

Remus: Yes you are! Now go fetch me some chocolate

Sirius: *jumps up and runs to dorm*

Remus: *smugly* works every time.

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