Remus: *smirks, getting an idea. Starts scratching Sirius's head* Padfoot?
Sirius: *automatically leaning into touch* yeah?
Remus: Who's a good boy?
Sirius: *scoffs* please Remus, that's not going to work on-
Remus: Come on, Who's a good boy?
Sirius: *struggling* no, stop it...
Remus: you are!
Sirius: *whole body uncontrollably wiggling with excitement* Really?!?
Remus: Yes you are! Now go fetch me some chocolate
Sirius: *jumps up and runs to dorm*
Remus: *smugly* works every time.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^