James Potter: right, I'm a stag, Peter, you're a rat, and Sirius
Sirius Black: A black dog.
James Potter: I know you've got your heart set on the black dog but
Sirius Black: a black dog
James Potter: don't you think the fact a black dog is an omen of death might
Sirius Black: James, my name is LITERALLY 'dog black'
James Potter: yeah, I know, but
Sirius Black: A black dog
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
