Dumbledore: So I've decided on Head Boy and girl for next year. Head girl will be Lily Evans.
Heads of Houses: *nods in agreement*
Dumbledore: And Head boy will be James Potter.
Heads of Houses: *stunned silence*
Plitwick: but...... he's not even a prefect....
Dumbledore: No.
McGonagall: Him and Black are the worst troublemakers Hogwarts have ever seen!
Dumbledore: Yes, well, I'm willing to overlook that.
Heads of Houses: *stares in disbelief*
Dumbledore: After all, Head boy and girl need to spend a lot of time together to handle there duties, A lot of time indeed.....
McGonagall: Albus, you can't be seriously doing this just to-
Dumbledore: OH MY GOD MINERVA! THEY'RE MY OTP, ALL RIGHT? THERE'S ONLY ONE YEAR LEFT! JAMES IS HEAD BOY!
McGonagall: Albus they are students! You can't-
Dumbledore: STOP MEDDLING IN MY MEDDLE MINERVA
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
