Pygmy Puffs

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Sirius: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Remus: you were yelling at me how we don't deserve Pygmy puffs.

Sirius: Listen. We live in a cruel world, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a Pygmy Puff, Moony? They are soft, fluffy and pure.

Remus: ..... are you crying?

Sirius: They're entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

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