Sirius: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.
Remus: you were yelling at me how we don't deserve Pygmy puffs.
Sirius: Listen. We live in a cruel world, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a Pygmy Puff, Moony? They are soft, fluffy and pure.
Remus: ..... are you crying?
Sirius: They're entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^