Lily: So there's nothing about you and your friends you want to tell me?
James: Er. . . . . No?
A rat carrying an odd piece of parchment scurries past, chased by Filch's cat who is being chased by a big black dog.
Remus: *sprints past them, chasing the dog* DAMN IT PADFOOT I SAID STAY!
Lily: . . . . . .
James: . . . . . .
Lily: *raises an eyebrow*
James: . . . .er. . . . I can explain . . . . .
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
