Peter: *squeals and climbs the first available furniture or person* that thing is bigger then my animagus!
James: YOU COME INTO MY HOME! YOU CRAWL MY KITCHEN FLOOR- *yelps when the spider twitches* YOU DARE TWITCH YOUR WEIRD AS FUCK LEG!
Sirius: You choose the wrong living room ceiling, mate. *gets out wand* incendio! Shit, missed. INCENDIO! INCENDIO! Incendio! Stop MOVING!
Remus: *sees spider* *conjures a cup and some paper* *catches spider and releases it outside* *salutes as it scuttles off*
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
