Sirius: Prongs, you can't be serious, I was killed by my own cousin? And you think I died the "cooler" way?
James: Padfoot mate, I was killed by Lord Voldemort himself, how does lil' Bellatrix Lestrange beat that?
Sirius: Oh puh-lease, your death was predictable, James.
James: oh and yours wasn't. What were you expecting? You walk into the Ministry of Magic, fight some death eaters and leave? Come on, you're so basic.
Sirius: Take that back.
James: Bite me.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
