What Really happens in the woods with the resurrection stone:
Harry: I'm scared.
James (grinning smugly): Hi scared,
Lily (Softly): James no
James (grinning wider): I'm dad!
James and Sirius high five
Lily rolls her eyes
Remus mumbles something about this not being the time.

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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^