McGonagall: now class, what is the difference between and animagus and a werewolf?
Sirius: *raises hand*
McGonagall: Yes Mr. Black?
Sirius: an animagus has better hair
Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves are taller
Remus: generally speaking
Sirius: *raises hand* WELL animagi have better bodies!
James: *raises hand* I second that and I also second that they have better hair
Remus: *raises hand* well werewolves don't have the time or energy to style their hair for 20 minutes, particularly around the full moon!
Peter: *raises hand* plus, werewolves don't sing obnoxiously in the shower
Class: . . . . . . .
Sirius: animagi are sexier
James: yeah!
McGonagall: . . . . . While I appreciate the compliments those were not the answers I was looking for
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
