"Hi this is Harry Potter, sorry I couldn't pick up your call,
If you're Hermione, please limit the message to at the most 4 minutes. I'm a busy man 'mione. Really.
If you're Ron, yeah hi to you too I'll be at yours on Tuesday night for drinks don't worry I haven't forgotten.
If you're Neville, er, congratulations on whatever plant you just got.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
