Remus: *beneath cloak* This is a really bad idea you guys.
James: Don't be such a worrywart, Moony, it'll be awesome.
Sirius: Just imagine, all those itty bitty Slytherins sleeping soundly, suspecting nothing.
James: Charmingly naive.
Remus: To be fair, no one suspects unceremoniously finding themselves covered in flamingo feathers at breakfast.
Peter: *beneath the cloak* I do.
Sirius: And by lunch tomorrow, they'll never not suspect it again.
Remus: . . .anyway. This is still a bad idea; what do we do if a teacher turns up? The cloak is barley covering Wormtail and I, there's no way you two will fit.
James: We won't get caught. Now hurry up or we'll-
McGonagall: *walks around the corner*
James: *turns into a stag*
Sirius: *turns into a dog*
Remus: *groans into his fist*
McGonagall: *stares at the stag and dog standing around in an empty hallway at 2am*
McGonagall: . . .
McGonagall: I don't know how.
McGonagall: But somehow, Black and Potter are involved in this.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
