*Albus and Minerva looking through Jily wedding photos*
Albus: I told you they would end up together.
Minerva: You told me? Hell no, I was on ship Jily since the beginning.
Albus: Ship Jily? Please, it's Pevans.
Minerva: "Pevans." Albus that is just the worst ship name I've ever heard.
Albus: Whatever, I still shipped them first.
Minerva: Well who was the one who draped Jily posters all over the professor lounge?
Albus: You made a few banners, big deal. It was me who elected them as Head Boy and Girl.
Minerva: You elected them? With my guidance of course! I convinced you that they would be the ultimate power couple!
Albus: I simply cannot believe you just said "power couple" Minerva.
Minerva: I simply cannot believe that you still don't accept defeat.
Albus: Accept defeat? I can assure you that you weren't the first person to ship Pevans.
Minerva: It's Jily, and if I wasn't the first, then who was?
Minerva and Albus: *think for a minute*
Albus: Sirius Black.
Minerva: Definitely.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
