Define lying

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McGonagall: you said you had nothing to do with this prank, are you lying to me?

Sirius: That depends on how you define lying.

McGonagall:Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Sirius: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

McGonagall:

Sirius:

McGonagall: Get out of my office.

Sirius: absolutely

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