Dumbledore: I am going to make you Head Boy.
James: Why?
Dumbledore: because you are an exemplary student.
James: I have the most detentions of anyone here.
Dumbledore: That's.....no, no, it's not about your record Mr. Potter. It's about attitude.
James: I have the worst attitude of any person here.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^