James: So, Lily knew that I was an animagus.
Sirius: What??
James: She guessed that Remus was a werewolf too.
Remus: Yes, how could your girlfriend possibly of known?
James: I don't know-
Remus: How could she possibly have guessed that you were a stag when you were so careful, choosing a nickname like "Prongs" that's still used between your adult friends.
Sirius: . . .
Remus: How could Lily possibly know Sirius is a dog with a name like Padfoot, when once a month like clockwork there was a stag, a dog, and a wolf running across the grounds of Hogwarts.
James: Well-
Remus: How could she conceivably KNOW that I'm a werewolf when you two call me "MOONY" and I get "Ill" once a month?
James: . . .
Sirius: She's definitely psychic.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
