James, wearing an apron and towel over his shoulders: Moony!
Sirius, also wearing an apron: Moony, you're home!
Remus: What-
James, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!
Sirius, opening the oven: I made dinner, Doll!
James: We missed you!
Sirius: Welcome home!
Remus: Guys, please-
Remus: This is Ikea, we're going to get kicked out.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^