Scorpius Malfoy: Father, you will never believe what Albus Potter did today.
Draco: *sighs and rolls his eyes*
Scorpius: He walked right past me and didn't say anything!
Scorpius: How rude is that?
Scorpius:
Draco:
Scorpius: Father are you even listening? Did you hear what I said?
Draco: *looks at Lucius*
Draco: Was I really like this?
Lucius: You were worse.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^