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Distraction

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by Sweetmay8

by Sweetmay8

                                        
                                                  McGonagall: IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BOYS GET BACK HERE
                              Sirius: BOYS IT'S TIME INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN 3.56 DASH B BRACKETED COLUMN TWENTY FOUR UNDERLINED PARAGRAPH 18 HIGHLIGHTED TEXT TWELVE QUOTED TEXT MARKED F SECTION FOUR-EIGHTY-TEN-NINE-SIX-NEGATIVE TWO SUBDIVISION EIGHT-
                              McGonagall: what are you trying to do, Mr. Black?
                              Sirius: *watches the other Marauders sprint away over McGonagall's shoulder*
                              Sirius: *smirks sheepishly*
                              Sirius: Distract you
                              Sirius: *runs in the other direction*
                              McGonagall:
                              McGonagall:
                              McGonagall: *smiles to herself and shakes her head* Merlin, let them never get older.