Sirius: I'm bored.
James: Me too.
. . .
Sirius: Hey Prongs?
James: Yeah, Padfoot?
Sirius: Do you think that the whomping willow only hits things because no one tries to hit it back?
Remus: . . . What?
James: What do you mean?
Sirius: I mean . . . It always wins. So maybe . . . If it lost a fight . . .
Remus: you can't be serio-
James: Remus.
Sirius: *grinning*
Remus: . . . You can't honestly believe that the Whomping Willow will stop hitting you if you hit it back.
Sirius: Dunno, Moony.
James: sounds like pretty solid logic to me.
Remus: There's absolutely nothing logical abou- where are you two going?
Sirius: To test my brilliant theory.
James: We'll be back, Moony, don't wait up.
*30 minutes later*
James: . . .Hey Moony?
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
