Snape: Listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple.
Sirius:.....
Remus: ........
Sirius: ........
Remus: .......
Sirius: .......
Remus: .......
Sirius: Technically we're still engaged-we never had our wedding, did we Moony?
Remus: *sighs* Now is not the time Sirius.
Sirius: *Grumbles to himself* Now is not the time, please I know all about time- I had Twelve years of time........ in Azkaban!

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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^