Albus Severus: Dear Mum and dad
Albus Severus: I was in the library today
Albus Severus: reading a book about pervious heads of Hogwarts
Albus Severus: And I would just like to say
Albus Severus: are you fucking serious
Albus Severus: I demand a name change immediately
Albus Severus: Just literally anything please
Albus Severus: fucking Dobby kreacher Potter for all I care
Albus Severus: sorry for swearing I just
Albus Severus: bloody hell
Albus Severus: yours sincerely,
Albus Severus: aragog fang Potter or some shit
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^