Mrs Potter: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
James: What about my job at Quality Quidditch Supplies?
Mrs Potter: Ok, fine. Other than work. And no owl.
James: My owl is sick.
Mrs Potter: Then no wand.
James: I need my wand for school.
Mrs Potter: Then, no..... uh..... *glances at Sirius* No Sirius.
Sirius: What?! No Sirius?!
Mrs Potter: NO SIRIUS!
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^