James: (about Sirius) I know he's having a miserable time. We have telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.
Lily: Well, you have a bad connection, hang up.
James: Nuh-uh. I can sense these things. Remember when he broke his leg and I sensed it?
Lily: That's because you fell on him and broke it.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
