Harry (age 2): I want Paddy!!
James: Don't you mean 'Daddy'?
Harry: No! Paddy! I. Want. Paddy!
Lily: *sitting on couch laughing*
James: *exasperated* C'mon, bud, I'm your Dad.
Harry: No, Paddy!
James: Daddy?
Harry: PADDY!
James: *sighs and mirrors Sirius* Padfoot, you stole my child. Let me get the adoption paperwork and divorce Lily while I'm at it. Harry refers to Lily as 'Mama' and you as 'Paddy' and apparently I'm the Bloke that just gave him life. Congrats, you officially ruined MY LIFE.
Sirius: Are you for real?
James: *looks at Harry* Daddy.
Harry: NO, PADDY.
James: *looks back at mirror* There you go, housewrecker.
Sirius: Oh great Merlin, yes! Harry actually listened!
James: Wait, YOU DID THIS?
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
