Lily: What do you think James will do for a distraction?
Remus: Who knows. He'll probably, like, you know. Make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*building blows up and an alarm goes off*
Remus: Or he could do that.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^