*Harry starts crying in the dead of the night*
Sirius: *sits up half-asleep* Harry, mate, please shut up.
Harry: *cries louder*
Sirius: *picks him up* Okay, Okay, don't hate me for this. *points his wand at Harry* Silencio!
Harry: *pauses confused*
Sirius: *Looks At Harry hopefully*
Harry: *Bawls soundlessly*
Remus: *enters the nursery* Did he stop crying already? That was fas-
*tense silence*
Remus: DID YOU JUST-
Sirius: IT'S NOT HURTING HIM REMUS STOP KICKING ME!
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
