Second year:
*Harry and Ron fly Mr. Weasleys car to hogwarts*
Lily: James are you biting your nails?
James- you're shaking!
James: my boy hijacked a car at twelve.
Lily: And He is fine, besides I thought you'd be proud.
James: PROUD?! PROUD! MY SON IS ON A DEATH WISH
Third Year:
Sirius: I WANT TO COMMIT THE MURDER I WAS IMPRISONED FOR!
James: Merlin Sirius! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE A DRAMA QUEEN! JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
Lily: I miss him. I just, I want him to be happy again.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
