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Is that your

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by Sweetmay8

by Sweetmay8

                                    
                                              "Mr. Lupin is that YOUR rat following you across the courtyard?"
                          Remus rolls his eyes.
                          "Mr. Lupin, Is that YOUR dog eating Snape's essay?"
                          Remus face palms.
                          "Mr. Lupin, is that YOUR stag tapping its antlers on the class window?" 
                          Remus buries his head in his arms on the table.
                          "Mr. Lupin, are those YOUR-"
                          "YES MY PET RAT, DOG, AND STAG ARE MY BEST MATES WITH EACH OTHER. YES IT IS STRANGE. YES I AM FOLLOWING THEM INTO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!!"