Voldemort: So we have to discuss what we're going to do about Harry-
Lucius: DON'T. SAY. HIS. NAME!
Voldemort: Excuse me? Who do you think you're talking to?
Lucius: I'm sorry my Lord, Kill me if you wish, but I can't take hearing that boy's name anymore. Draco goes on and on about Harry Potter and-
Draco: *runs downstairs* Did someone say Potter?!
Lucius: Please my Lord, Kill me now. Just do it.
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Harry Potter Jokes
HumorWelcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^
